Ich verkaufe meine Seele…

Das ist kein Scherz! Gerald Fraller ist 28 Jahre alt und war ziemlich verzweifelt. Nach zwei gescheiterten Ehen und dem Verlust seines Traumjobs kam ihm sein Leben sinnlos vor, und er litt an Depressionen. Eines Tages entschied er sich, sein Leben grundlegend zu verändern. Die Idee entstand, seine Seele zu verkaufen und gleichzeitig anderen Menschen zu helfen.

Seit November 2006 können Interessenten auf der Webseite Win my Soul Geld spenden. Im Gegenzug erhalten sie die Möglichkeit, an einer Tombola teilzunehmen. Der Hauptpreis: Geralds Seele. Je mehr Dollar jemand spendet, desto größer die Gewinnchancen – je Dollar ein Los.

Was bekommt denn der Gewinner wirklich? Hier das konkrete Angebot von Gerald:

  1. A clause, which entitles the buyer to a percentage of my taxable income for the rest of my life with a guaranteed minimum of $500.00 per year.

  2. A clause, which entitles the buyer to the right to chose the first name of all of my children. The name has to be gender specific and cannot contain profanity or derogatory words.

  3. A clause, which entitles the buyer to a percentage of profit ownership of any intellectual works that I create. The buyer will have no control over the direction of the works or how I manage or sell the works. They are just entitled to a % of the profit in addition to clause 1.

  4. A clause, which will require me to provide a report on each year of my life after the sale to the buyer on an annual basis.

  5. A clause, which leaves a percentage of my estate to the buyer in a legal and binding will.

  6. A clause, which stipulates that I must write a book, after the sale of my soul is finalized. I will have up to 2 years to complete the book after the contract is signed.

  7. A clause, which will require that I perform a set amount of community service each year.

  8. A clause, which requires that I donate blood a minimum of twice per year.

  9. A clause, which requires that I include organ donation in my will.

  10. A clause, which requires that I will plant a minimum of two trees per year.

  11. A clause, which provides the owner of my soul the option to pick the date of my wedding.

  12. A clause, which requires that I send the owner of my soul a birthday card and present every year on my birthday.

  13. A clause, which allows the owner of my soul to decide one new years resolution for me.

  14. A clause, which provides the owner of my soul the option to plan my wedding.

  15. A clause, which provides the owner of my soul the option to decide a message to be inscribed upon my tombstone.

  16. A waiver of recourse. I will sign away my right to dispute this contract in any way. The contract will be final and binding.

  17. A complete release of all liability to the buyer for any actions that I take during my possession of the soul.

  18. Penalties for failure to meet the clauses in the contract.

  19. A buy back clause. There will be a clause that allows me the option to buy back my soul for the price of $1,000,000.00.

  20. A clause, which allows for the owner, if said owner is not satisfied with the performance of my soul, to resell my soul at a price determined by the owner. The owner is entitled to 100% of the profit from the resale of my soul. However, any sale or transfer of my soul must receive my final approval.

Was ist Dir Deine Seele Wert?

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